She Could Have Said "Uterus"

Girl #1: Ugh! It's horrible out! It feels like I'm in someone's lung!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: It's just so moist and warm out here; it's like being in a giant lung.
Girl #2: ...that's the most disgusting description I think I've ever heard.

--74th & Madison
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Another Wonderfully Thinning Feature for Smokers

Girl #1: I wish I still smoked so I would have a reason to go outside every 20 minutes.
Girl #2: But then you'd have cancer.

--Chelsea elevator

Overheard